Post funny stuffs & jokes here

[Vampire GraN]

(11-24-2014 04:20 PM)Aipico Armand Wrote:  *Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints",
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
*What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
*What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
*Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger!
*Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
*I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian....."

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Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?
A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know

lame joke. copy paste trash

[Aipico Armand]

Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you

[GoldSmitH GaMeR]

(11-24-2014 05:03 PM)Aipico Armand Wrote:  Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you

Nice poem Aipico

[Vampire GraN]

(11-24-2014 10:17 PM)GoldSmitH GaMeR Wrote:  

(11-24-2014 05:03 PM)Aipico Armand Wrote:  Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you

Nice poem Aipico

useless. copy paste which you can find here
http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes
or anywhere else. Aipico is brainless

[dipro]

Joke 1:
After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?

Joke 2:
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Joke 3:
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.


Joke 4:
Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney

[Dictator]

(11-27-2014 05:33 PM)dipro Wrote:  Joke 1:
After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?

Joke 2:
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Joke 3:
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.


Joke 4:
Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney

1st one is very nice

[Mr Jay]

what has a wife got in common with a grenade? Well if you remove the ring your house is gone!

[A7X_77]

I'll change my facebook username to "NOBODY" so that way when people post crappy posts,and i press the like button it will say "NOBODY likes this"