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[Vampire GraN]

(11-24-2014 04:20 PM)Aipico Armand Wrote:  *Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints",
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
*What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
*What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
*Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger!
*Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
*I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian....."

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Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?
A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know

lame joke. copy paste trash