Post funny stuffs & jokes here

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(11-27-2014 05:33 PM)dipro Wrote:  Joke 1:
After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?

Joke 2:
After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

Joke 3:
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.


Joke 4:
Once a Sardar, his wife, son and daughter went to a private party. There he introduces his family to a stranger by saying, “I am Sardar, she is Sardarni, he is my kid and she is my kidney

1st one is very nice