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[Aipico Armand]

*Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, forgot laughter were called "Saints",
But now they are called.. "IT professionals"
*What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud
*If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?
*What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
*Here I sit in misty vapour in a shithouse with no paper
I have no time to sit and linger watch out asshole here comes finger!
*Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
*I love Pandas, they're so chill. They're like "Dude, racism is stupid. I'm White, Black, and Asian....."

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Q: Why is Facebook like Jail?
A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know
*Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew
*Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"