(What's going on? Where am I?)
(I think my name's Casanova... And I'm a famous seducer!)
(But who are those girls...?)
Come closer, Casanova!
What? You want me to come closer?
That's right! Don't keep us waiting!
But I don't even know how I got here! Who are you, ladies?
We're your guardian angels, Casanova.
You girls sure look like angels.
What are you waiting for, Casanova? Come, play with us.
All right!
(I take a step towards them. Then, suddenly...)
Ahhhh!
Look! He's awake!
(It was only a dream...)
Why were you screaming, sweetheart? Were you having a nightmare?
No. I was screaming because my beautiful dream was over.
Well, do you know where you are? Remember how you got here?
YES
Great! Then it's time you meet your doctor.
NO
This is a rehabilitation center. You had a minor accident and your uncle sent you here.
So I can rest and get better? Sounds nice, but I'm not sure I can afford all this.
Don't worry. It's all been paid for already.
Well, that's a relief.
I think it's time you meet your doctor.
LATER...
I have good news, Casanova. You'll be able to go home very soon.
Really? Too bad... I started to like this place.
Well, we still need to do some tests to see if you fully recovered.
Tests? Sounds scary...
There's nothing to worry about. The nurses will take care of everything.
BACK AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE...
The girls told me that you passed all the tests with flying colors.
Does that mean I'm free to go home now?
Well... Not yet.
Why not?
Because first, we'll have a party to celebrate your good health!
SENSORY TEST
I will check how you react to touch. Lie down on the bed please.
(She puts some gel on her hands and starts giving me a massage.)
How does that feel?
(It feels amazing! In fact, I'm a little aroused.)
(It's a kind of embarrassing. Should I tell her the truth?)
(I tell the girl that I don't feel anything.)
(I tell the girl that I'm turned on.)
(She seems surprised.)
Then I'm afraid you need a different kind of treatment...
Is that good?
Yes, that's a correct reaction. Now we'll switch roles.
I don't understand... Do you want me to give YOU a massage?
Exactly. We'll see if you can regulate your strength properly. Let's begin!
AGILITY TEST
Let's find out if you're back in form. Try to lift those weights, please.
(Wow, they look really heavy. I'm not sure if I can lift them in my current state.)
(Should I try anyway to impress the girl?)
(That's right. I shouldn't do it.)
(I bend down, grab the weights, and then...)
Aaahhhh! My back!
Oh boy! Looks like you need some more treatment before going home.
I'm not feeling up to it. But I can show off my physical prowess some other way.
Okay. What exercise do you want to do?
SIT UPS
All right! Get to work then!
PUSH UPS
98... 99... 100! Done!
Excellent! I'd say it's time for your final test.
INTELLIGENCE TEST
I wonder if you brain's functioning fine.
Let me guess... I'm going to have to answer some questions, right?
Exactly. First, give me an example of a primary color.
WHITE
Not quite. I think you should visit the doctor again.
RED
Nice. How many minutes are there in a day?
1440
Great! And what's the name of the second planet from the Sun?
2880
EARTH
VENUS
Of course! You did very well.
Whew! I was worried there for a second.
You shouldn't have been, Casanova. You're very smart.
The girls told me that you haven't passed the sensory test.
The girls told me that you haven't passed the agility test.
The girls told me that you haven't passed the intelligence test.
Does that mean I can't go home?
Not anytime soon.
Wait a minute... What do you need this giant needle for?
Well, I'd like you to pull your pants down and bend over.
Noooo!
(I failed! It's over!)
LATER THAT NIGHT...
(Wow, what a great party!)
(I think it's my opportunity to flirt with one of the nurses.)
(But which one should I pick?)
(It's a tough choice. All three of them are amazingly sexy!)
What are you thinking about over there, Casanova?
Uhh... I'd rather not say.
Look, girls... Our little Casanova has some dirty secret.
(Ha ha! If only she knew.)
(Anyway, I'd better not waste anymore time.)
(I should make a choice already.)
(Hmm... Which of the nurses will I flirt with?)
CHOOSE A GIRL
(I walk up to her.)
(-)
Hey! Are you enjoying yourself?
I'm not sure. And what about you? Are you having fun?
Too bad. Me and the other girls tried very hard to make you happy with this party.
Great! Me and the other girls tried very hard to make you happy with this party.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know how much effort you put into it.
No, it's okay. I'm just sad you're not satisfied.
(The girl walks away.)
It really is great. Almost as great as the massage you gave me earlier.
I think it's time you return the favor.
With pleasure!
Then get to it, Casanova!
(She asks me a question.)
I've heard you've had a lot of girlfriends. Is that true?
Too bad. I like experienced guys, if you know what I mean.
What's so special about you?
Well, I'm smart, funny, and I know how to please a woman.
Really? Then give me a massage!
Sure. Would you like to have a drink with me?
Fantastic!
I don't need a drink to have fun!
I like your style, Casanova!
(We begin to talk about various things.)
(I can tell she likes me.)
(Eventually, she asks me to give her a massage.)
(This is my chance!)
(We begin to talk about various things.)
(However, I suddenly start to feel sleepy.)
(It must be that drink! It's making me very tired.)
(The girl notices that and walks away.)
There you go! How was it?
A little too slow. Try to do it faster.
A little too fast. Try to do it slower.
Perfect! You're ready for your next test!
All done. Did you like it?
You were doing it a bit too slow.
You were doing it a bit too fast.
Mmm... Let's go to your room.
( I don't think the girl enjoyed the massage. I should have been doing it faster.)
( I don't think the girl enjoyed the massage. I should have been doing it slower.)
( I think the girl enjoyed the massage.)
(She asks me to take her to my room.)
(As soon as I close the door behind me, the nurse throws her hands around my neck.)
I think you deserve a special treatment.
I'm not sure I follow.
Why, I'm talking about love therapy of course!
Sounds kinky.
It is. Just relax, and I'll take care of everything.
SMOOCH!
You're awesome Casanova!
(I really am! There's no denying it...)
(After all, I've managed to pick up one of the hottest girls I ever saw.)
(I'm getting goose bumps just looking at her.)
(There's something I can't stop thinking about, though.)
(I guess I'll have to start from the beginning.)
TRY AGAIN!
(I wonder what would have happened if I chose a different girl...)
PLAY AGAIN AND FIND OUT!
