My name is Adam. I'm a private investigator.
... And I just got a new client!
Say, are you that famous private eye?
In the flesh.
I've got a little bit of a problem.
My sister is missing.
I have reasons to believe she was kidnapped by a man named John Vicenzo.
Whoo! That crook? I'm not liking the sound of this!
Not to worry, though. I'll take the job.
Oh, that's so good to hear! My sister means a lot to me!
(Yours truly, at Vicenzo's hideout ...)
I'd like to talk to your boss.
What's the password?
I've got a bad memory. Could you spare a guy a break and give me a hint?
Alright, but only because I like your suit. The password is a certain type of flower.
If I were you, I'd give it some thought.
(He's right. It's always better to look before you leap.)
(Anyway, the password has got to be ...)
(Anyway, the password has got to be ...) | ROSE
Nope.
(-)
(Anyway, the password has got to be ...) | TULIP
(Anyway, the password has got to be ...) | ORCHID
Yup; you got it.
That's all you get, pal. Now get the hell outta here.
(What a disaster! I totally blew this one!)
(So, before I know it, he lets me in.)
Let her go, Vicenzo!
But something tells me she'd rather stay ...
That's right. Vicenzo is my lover!
Well, that's too bad.
Once I erase your memory, victory is mine!
No, please! Anna, do something!
(Anna asks Vicenzo permission to escort me to her room.)
You know I can't say no to you, Anna. Go ahead.
IN ANNA'S SUITE
I've been thinking ... How is it that Vicenzo plans to take over the world?
Well ... He's gotten hold of a certain "love gun," which he plans on using to control the minds of all female politicians.
Love gun? How's that work?
Like an arrow from Cupid's bow. One shot is all it takes for the target to love you forever.
Sounds like one hell of a weapon.
You better believe it. I'm sure there's plenty of guys out there who'd pay millions for it.
Then why don't you steal it from Vicenzo and put it on the market? I can help you.
I like that train of thought ... All right, let's do it!
(Anna and I manage to overpower the big lug.)
Hand over the gun, Vicenzo!
You better do what she says, or else!
Alright, alright! Just don't hurt me!
What should we do with him, Anna?
I'm not sure ... You decide!
SET HIM FREE
You're letting me go? But why?
CALL THE POLICE
No! I don't wanna go to jail!
Let this be a lesson for ya. Now get outta here before I change my mind!
Quickly, Adam! Get moving!
You should've thought of that before you chose a life of crime!
Then, out of nowhere, you bump into a policewoman behind the building.
What's the hurry, sir?
A psycho's chasing me!
Is that so?
I'm trying to catch a bus!
I'm training for a marathon!
All right ... I'll spill it.
Let's hear it.
Really?
You gotta be kidding me! I'm telling the truth!
I see you're getting hot under the collar. How 'bout a night at the precinct?
Wake up! Sleep well?
Not really. I'm used to higher standards.
Picky, picky ...
What a luxury...
Well, looks like we're letting you go. There's been a mistake.
I've been telling you that all along! I'm innocent!
Ready to go home?
I can't wait to get outta here!
Exit is that way. Bye!
I'll go if you give me your phone number.
Not a chance! Bye, mister!
Adam, I have an important assignment for you.
We've received new information regarding Capone's whereabouts.
Alfredo Capone, the notorious gangster? Where is he?
In a high-class hotel, right on the border.
We want you to travel there and punish him for his crimes.
And how am I supposed to do that?
There's only one way: Seduce his lover. She'll lead you to him.
Sounds like a plan! I'm on top of it!
This calls for a celebration, Adam.
Let's go to my suite and have a glass of champagne!
(Yours truly at the hotel in question ... Looks like this redhead is Capone's girl ...)
Hello, stranger!
I assume you came here to party...? | YES! I WANT TO HAVE FUN!
Let's dance!
I assume you came here to party ...? | NO! I DON'T LIKE PARTIES.
Then why are you here?
I'm on a job, actually.
Interesting. What would you consider to be your finest qualities?
What would you consider to be your finest qualities? | I'M STRONG AND RUTHLESS.
My boyfriend could use someone like you.
What would you consider to be your finest qualities? | I'M CHARMING AND SMART.
If you want, I can introduce you to him ... but only if you dance with me.
You know how to dance, don't you?
You know how to dance, don't you? | YES, I AM AN EXCELLENT DANCER.
You know how to dance, don't you? | NO, I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET.
In that case, I don't want to embarrass you. Come with me.
(She pulls me close ...)
(... only to discover my badge! I should have thrown it out!)
(She takes me to Capone, but he orders her to lock me in the cellar!)
(She takes me to Capone.)
I heard you wanted to work for me.
Not really ... that was just a ruse.
What I'd really like to do is this ...
(I punch Capone with all my strength.)
Oww! That hurt!
You're through, Capone!
(I call the police and see to it that Capone gets locked up.)
(Afterwards, I return to HQ and give the boss my report.)
(She's very pleased ...)
GAME OVER
TRY AGAIN!
GOOD JOB!
THE END
