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I just want you to know exactly who you are dealing with.
How many women do you see in this kitchen? Only me.
Why do you think that is? Because I am the toughest cook in this kitchen.
I have worked too hard for too long to get here,
and I'm not going to jeopardize it for some garbage boy who got lucky.
Got it?
No! You waste energy and time.
You think that cooking is a kid's job, eh?
Well a kid never had to face the dinner rush when the orders come flooding in and every dish is different
and none are simple and all of the different cooking times but must arrive at the customer's table at exactly the same time, hot and perfect!
Every second counts!
I know the Gusteau style cold.
In every dish Chef Gusteau always has something unexpected.
I will show you, I memorized all his recipes.
"Always do something unexpected"...
No. "Follow the recipe".
But you just said that--
N, no, no. It was his job to be unexpected. It is our job to follow the recipes.
Follow the recipes.
Oui. You are one of us now, oui?
Oui. Thank you... by the way, for all the advice about cooking.
Thank you, too.
For what?
For taking it.
How dare you cook in my kitchen!
Where do you get the gall to even attempt something so monumentally idiotic?
I should have you drawn and quartered!
I'll do it! I think the law is on my side!
Now is your chance to try something worthy of your talent, Linguini.
You must compete against Collette to see if you are worthy to be in my kitchen.
Congratulations. You were able to repeat your accidental success.
But you will need to know more than soup, if you are to survive in my kitchen, boy.
You performed as I expected - you lose!  
You can go back to washing dishes or try again...
