THESE TIKI HOLES ARE FILLING MY BODY WITH INFECTIOUS ISLAND RHYTHMS!&YES, BUT THOSE WATER HAZARDS ARE FILLING YOUR BODY WITH INFECTIOUS ISLAND PARASITES.&...&...&ITCH ITCH.
SEE HONEY - I TOLD YOU, THE WATER FROM THE PUTT POND HAS GIVEN ME THE STRENGTH OF TEN MEN!&I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK THAT STAGNANT WATER HONEY.&AMOEBA-BOB YIELDS NOT TO THE WILL OF ONE WOMAN!^WHERE'S THE POTTY AGAIN?
&SWEETUMS, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE COURSE? &WELL, IT ENDS WITH A DOGLEG-RIGHT STRAIGHT INTO A WATER HAZARD OF RED-HOT LIQUID MAGMA.^NOW THAT'S A MAN'S GOLF COURSE!&OH BOBBY, YOU'RE SO CHARMING WHEN YOU'RE CHAUVINISTIC!
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT USING COCONUTS INSTEAD OF GOLF BALLS AND PALM TREES INSTEAD OF CLUBS?&WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?&...^THESE MAI-TAIS ARE REALLY STRONG.
AH, YES. A COOL ISLAND BREEZE, A RELAXING GAME OF MINI GOLF, AND A LOVING WIFE...LIFE DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THIS.&UM, BOBBY, THE BREEZE SMELLS LIKE CORN DOGS, YOU'RE SWEATING LIKE A STUCK PIG AND...^WHAT WAS THE LAST PART?&LOVING WIFE.&WHERE? YOU SEE ONE? GET A CAMERA!
DID YOU SEE THAT SHOT?!!&YES BOBBY DARLING YOU ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!&AREN'T YOU LAYING IT ON A LITTLE THICK?&HOW COULD YOU TELL?^WAS IT THE 9 EXCLAMATION POINTS?

